SATURDAY 1st JANUARY 2005
New Year's Day
I was meant to be DJing in Asia today. I can't believe what's happened
with the tsunami : its so awful. My love to all the people out there.
A tidal wave has always been my worst phobia. I can't believe I didn't
go last week. I guess it just wasn't meant to be.
SUNDAY 2nd JANUARY 2005 And while we're on the subject of water, for weeks now, when you flush
my toilet it makes a horrible plumbing sound. I had been told by a family
member to tap the pipes gently with a hammer to get rid of the sound.
I tried it before and it worked. Its late at night (actually more like
early in the morning) and the noise is getting louder, so I go to the
bathroom with the hammer I always keep under my bed in case of emergencies.
I knock the pipe. Nothing happens. So, I whack it. Damn !!! Water spurts
out in all directions !! Scream !! Fuck !! Kat and Ricky come to the rescue.
I'm covered in water and the bathroom is flooded. Eventually Kat finds
the valve and turns the water off.
James got a great plumber to come and fix it that afternoon : he says
nobody should ever hit a pipe with a hammer !!!