FRIDAY 2nd JULY 2004
Daily Mirror Photo Shoot and
Interview re LastMinute.com
Arrived at Freud PR (well, they sent me a driver, which was nice). Max at Freud helped me through the interview and tried to keep it as much off ex-boyfriends as possible (God I wish they would stop mentioning Sol!). Anyway we all went to get a shot of my 50 foot bum billboard - wow I love it !!

SATURDAY 3rd JULY 2004
Pacha, Munich
Fly to Munich with my DJ manager Suz from Slice. It was great to fly away with her as we don't normally do that - I usually take a mate. James (Sassywear director) took me to Heathrow - what would I do without James ! Suz took the piss out of my new tank record boxes - damn they are hot !!
Rushed to the hotel, got changed, and went to the club. The owner turns out to be my model mates ex-boyfriend and we met years ago in Miami! So we had a long chat before I went on. The club was great. Wow. I just wanna say it feels great to be playing Hip Hop at Pacha - bet ya never thought that would happen! I l loved the crowd - they are really clued up. Had a great time : I want to go back!

MONDAY 5th JULY 2004
The Sun Page 3 Photo Shoot
Page 3 - something I have always wanted to do, but I don't do topless, so when they asked me to do it buttless I was like "Of course!!" I had to stand naked on the shoot, but the pics looked great. Can't wait to see it - the first ever bum on Page 3 !! Ha Ha !!

TUESDAY 6th JULY 2004
Court Day
Some stupid girl is taking me to court - damn. She just wants money but you're never gonna get it !!! STRESS !!!

THURSDAY 8th JULY 2004
Mates Live Model Competition
Met up with the other contestants : they're all lovely but please vote for me : I think safe sex is SO important and would love to be the face on all your condom pakets. Ha Ha.

SATURDAY 10th JULY 2004
Went to see the movie "God Send".
Warning : this movie will really f**k with your head - I can't sleep now !!!!

MONDAY 12th JULY 2004
Daily Express Work Out Photo Shoot
I think I look a bit of a pratt doing my work out but sod it, it works !! The Sassy Bum Work Out - out next week !!

TUESDAY 13th JULY 2004
Bromley Times Interview
Fab interview. I like your style mate - you're funny !!

WEDNESDAY 14th JULY 2004
My Birthday
James gave me a massive record box - its phat !! I can get 300 records in it !! It fell on my foot and now I have a foot hurty !!
Titus - your da best - thank you for the lovely flowers baby.
Went to lunch with Mum and my grandmother Evelyn - was real nice. Mum gave me a dress in case I ever get an Oscar !?!? I will try Mum but for now I'm just a model and DJ.
Went to dinner with my REAL friends - Beria, Betsie, Carlos, Emma, Quben, and James. Betsie gave me some sexy underwear x, Beria a phat top, Carlos champagne, Quben (my coz) ear rings, a bracelet, and a bath dick! Ha Ha. I love you guys!
P.S. Shaun and China love ya 2. Shaun is still on a tag : if ya from da street you know what I mean !!
And thanks for your emails and cards !! x

FRIDAY 16th JULY 2004
Mates Competition Result
Yes - I won !! Thank you so much for voting for me! I really love ya guys and hope I can make it a safer sexy summer !! (or something like that - ha ha).

SUNDAY 18th JULY 2004
Sky News Story
Damn - I'm on Sky News !! They're saying that I've knocked Kylie Minogue off the best bum slot !! Good. It's time we had a big arse up there. Big is back - so keep eating girls, hips are for REAL women. Who wants a man shape with boobs? God gave us curves - let's show them off again, not hide them!

TUESDAY 20th JULY 2004
Fly to Ibiza
Damn - its 4:00am and James is banging at the door : I'm not up and its time to leave for the airport !!
Arrive in Ibiza but all my record boxes have been lost - f**k !! Hang around for 4 hours waiting for a driver !! Call my manager and James who try to sort out the problem and James tells me I'm in the Sun - its a voting thing for the best bum in the world, as I've just got best bum in Europe !!
Eventually my driver/promoter of the club picks me up - he looks just like David Beckham. He says he will get the boxes sent on the next flight - I try not to worry : anyway I'm too tired so I go to the beach.

WEDNESDAY 21st JULY 2004
Sun Newspaper Photo Shoot and
Sexy & Stylish @ El Divino
Debbi calls - I have to do a shoot for the Sun Newspaper, so we go to the beach and I swim naked in the sunset.
"David Beckham" picks me up to play at the pre-party in Ibiza town. We meet up with Zena who has a P.A. at the club later. The El Divino club is so beautiful. I go on and Zena does her P.A. : we all have a great night !

THURSDAY 22nd JULY 2004
Leave Ibiza and at the airport I bump into Carl Cox. I didn't think I was going to make the flight in time, but luckily I did.
Arrive back real late (early Friday morning) : James picks me up and I go home and have the best sleep.

FRIDAY 23rd JULY 2004
Out with my mates (Kat and Elo). We all go to Chinawhites and I dance all night as girls keep asking to see my bum - ha ha !!!!

THURSDAY 29th JULY 2004
Couture Swimwear Shoot & Sky One Meeting
Arrive at some mansion in Wimbeldon - it looks lke the Adams Family house! My mum woould love it but I couldn't live there. Holly (model) is already shooting and they start my make up - the swimwear is beautiful and I get to wear a million pound ear ring that Britney Spears wore. Pictures out soon. Photographer Sam.
P.M. Met Wes at Sky One for dinner to talk about a TV show he wants me to do.

FRIDAY 30th JULY 2004
The Music Factory, Brighton
Good old Lil Me (Beria) comes over looking great and we head to Brighton - with Colossus my REALLY big record box that I can't lift. We try to get it out of the car boot and can't !! Michelle (from Smoove) helps us take it in. Wicked club, had fun, but that box has to go ! Ha Ha !

SATURDAY 31st JULY 2004
Smoove @ Level, Bristol
Simon from SugarBabes comes over and we head to Bristol : long long drive. The crowd in this club are great. Had a real good set - you people really know your music !! Long drive home. Damn I'm ready for bed : it's 9:00am !!
And birthday boy, I got you a nice present !